We must all face the choice between what is right and what is petty. (source)
“When I was a kid I had a bed-wetting problem. My younger brother started telling other kids around school how extensive the issue was. I was mortified.
Even after our mother told him to knock it off, he continued. So I decided to level the playing field. The whole ‘hand in cup of warm water’ deal didn’t work. I stood over him as he slept one night and pissed on him.” – hardybe