Petty is not an attitude, it’s a way of life. (h/t: Ben)
13. The glitter revenge.
After I broke up with my ex, my friends wanted to get revenge when helping me move out, so they sprinkled glitter all over his bed and couch. They also sprayed his straws with Lysol. – nutmeg
14. The proof that pettiness comes in all sizes.
This guy I used to date in high school thought I was jealous of his new girlfriend (I wasn’t), so he started to tell all these crazy, exaggerated sexual secrets about me. So to reciprocate, my petty ass decided to tell our class of 452 how small his penis is. Now he’s known as “Baby Dick Davis”. Bam, bitch. – marykatherinew4069e213c
15. The mosquito bite.
I saw a mosquito land on my friend’s arm but she was being annoying earlier that day so I just watched it bite her. It was so satisfying. – gracemoyer