Petty is not an attitude, it’s a way of life. (h/t: Ben)
10. The wikiHow.
Once I sent my friend a wikiHow article called “how to be a good friend” while we were fighting. – julies4e6e8f981
11. The last roast potato.
Once, when I was younger, I cut a hole in three pairs of my sister’s socks just because she wouldn’t let me have the last roast potato. – catinthehat
12. The hacked Instagram.
So I recently discovered that my ex–best friend had been talking bad about me to everyone who would listen. So I hacked into her Instagram and deleted every single post she had ever posted. – darianbrookeg