Petty is not an attitude, it’s a way of life. (h/t: Ben)
7. The plus-one.
I went to my ex’s wedding as the best man’s plus-one. – rachelf4d73ae813
8. The surprise delivery.
This fuckboy that I know kept sending me nudes on Snapchat, so I took screenshots of them, printed them out, and mailed them to his mother. Now he doesn’t have a phone. – marissas4d5c6ae77
9. The orange juice.
A co-worker I didn’t like drank my orange juice and said I should have put my name on it. The next day, I gave him his own “orange juice”. What he didn’t know was that it was water mixed with mac and cheese powder. – charlese4a8c82b5a