33) Forgetting to shave your toes.
34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.
35) Playing with your own boobs in the mirror.
36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a bra that was half as good as your own hands.
37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a corset from the olden days.
38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get saggier.
39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.