Revenge is a dish best served petty! (special thanks to ​Mike)
1. When you have guests you don’t like:
2. When you have crappy customers:
3. And when you have crappy servers:
4. When a car takes up two parking spaces:
5. When someone cheats on you:
6. And when your partner annoys you:
7. When your neighbor’s dog won’t shut up:
8. When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:
9. When someone beats your top score:
10. When your suitemate is inconsiderate:
11. When people sitting near you are rude:
12. When a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:
13. When someone steals your damn phone:
14. And when someone is, well, a dick:
