Per our conversation this morning, Courtney, see the attached file! (special thanks to Delaney)
So last week writer Danielle Rene asked her followers on Twitter to share their “favorite phrase to use in a professional clap back” and the responses got real pettty, real quick.
1:
What is your favorite phrase to use in a professional clap back?
Mine is "per my last email…"
— Millionaire la flare (@DeeRene_) August 21, 2017
2: Here we have the professional way to say, “Ummm can you fucking not?”
"Going forward, I would prefer that you…"
— Femmy From Da Bronx (@FeministaJones) August 22, 2017
3: For when you want your coworkers to know you’re definitely keeping receipts.
4: And when you’ve been waiting a week for a project that should have taken a day.
I LOVE an "Any updates on this?"
— organic. (@_verytrue) August 22, 2017
5: There’s even a scale for how to end your emails depending on your mood.
6: Oh, and if you were wondering if your professor is over your shit? They are.
Ima go with: 'Check the syllabus'
— Brian C. (@bybriancook) August 21, 2017
7: And the pettiest phrase to end all work emails with in the future.
lmao nothing is more passive-aggressive than "PLEASE ADVISE…."
— ILLUMINATI (@eNPHAN) August 22, 2017
