“Maybe I should clean my brushes… or maybe I should just buy more.” (h/t: Michelle)
1. Faked interest:
2. Been financially irresponsible:
3. Failed at limiting yourself:
4. Known more than the sales reps:
5. Taken things to heart:
6. Been sorry but not sorry:
7. Used your tax return not so wisely:
8. Tried and tested things a few too many times:
9. Had a little panic attack:
10. Struggled to show restraint:
11. Been put in your place:
12. Had your priorities in a totally different place:
13. Lied to gullible men:
14. Been tricked by lighting:
15. Restarted numerous times:
16. Been next-level lazy:
17. Thought “yeah it’ll surely come off with water”:
18. Developed a problem:
19. Mourned loss:
20. Said “fuck it” and used it anyway:
21. Tried your luck:
22. Cut necessary ties:
23. Took things the wrong way:
24. Set boundaries:
25. Taken colour-matching away from makeup:
26. Judged internally:
27. And pretended that you didn’t know how well you beat your face:


























