Petty is not an attitude, it’s a way of life. (h/t: Ben)
19. The explosion of petty.
My boyfriend loves his morning energy drinks. If he pisses me off I’ll shake the shit out of them so they explode in his face. – jessicai14
20. The evil step-mum.
I was staying the weekend at my dad’s house and I was suffering the worst kind of cold imaginable. All I wanted to do was sleep, but my step-mum (who had never been very nice to me) demanded I get up and do chores (that were not my chores to begin with). When I set the table, I secretly licked every inch of her plate, knife, and fork to ensure she would get sick and suffer the same cold I had. – j413888f95
21. The Facebook revenge.
I found out the guy I had been seeing had been having full-on relationships with four other girls. He was actually homeless and stayed with each of us on a different night during the week. So, all us girls connected on Facebook and met up for drinks and dinner and sent him a picture at the restaurant, flipping him off. We then posted it on Facebook and tagged him in it. – annar55