We can all only aspire to be this petty. (special thanks to Jasmin)
6: These guys who added a graphic design element to their pettiness.
7: This dad who wants to make things clear.
8: This woman who was petty through the medium of knitting.
9: This roommate who wasn’t fucking around.
today i found all the subtweets my roommate has made about me, so i printed them out and hung them up in our dorm room.