We can all only aspire to be this petty. (special thanks to Jasmin)
1: This writer who played the long game.
Once I made fun of a movie on here and the woman who wrote it followed me for 6 months and only faved 1 tweet, where I said I'd gotten sick
2: This ex-boyfriend who found the perfect thing to send.
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyyrose__) July 24, 2017
3: This employee who had the best petty response.
4: This savage (and talented) AF artist.
My own post appeared on my feed today so I thought I'd remind everyone that I once actually spent like two hours just to be this petty pic.twitter.com/7sjpz1HHub
— Alice X. Zhang (@alicexz) March 22, 2017
6: These guys who added a graphic design element to their pettiness.
7: This dad who wants to make things clear.
8: This woman who was petty through the medium of knitting.
9: This roommate who wasn’t fucking around.
today i found all the subtweets my roommate has made about me, so i printed them out and hung them up in our dorm room.
10: This guy who committed to his pettiness.
11: This stranger who has absolutely zero chill.
12: This guy who just didn’t give a fuck.
13: This coworker who is all of us when a colleague eats our food.
14: This woman who found a solution way more creative than cropping a picture.
15: This guy who was sick of noisy neighbours.
16: This roommate who might just be an evil genius.
17: This mum who understands how to really hold a grudge.
18: This cat who proves even animals aren’t above being petty.
19: This son who is causing chaos at a young age.
20: This person who takes their food seriously.
21: And this dad who has perfected how to subtweet.
